your phone is captain America
The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.
It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood
The biggest, blackest cock
AAHHHHHH THE WINCHESTER MYSTERY HOUSE, i’ve always had an itch to go there one day but then it always slips off my radar until i hear about it on the news or in a documentary or something :3
Oh wow that actually looks really cool I think I assumed it was a Halloween related thing or something from the name haha. But yeah it’s like 20 minutes away from where I live I may actually go check it out sometime =O
Ok so let me tell you a few things about the Winchester Mystery house. It is very cool to walk around in and check out the weird architecture however having had 2 friends who have worked there a lot of the “mystery” stuff surrounding the house is made up. The other thing is it is pretty expensive for a 30 or so minute tour. If you want something that is fun and mysterious and cheap go to the Mystery Spot in Santa Cruz cause that place is cool.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG.
THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE
Puppy dogs :)
Rape isn’t about uncontrollable sexual desire. You only have to listen in on a Call of Duty game to see that. When that kid crows, “I raped you!”, he’s not calling the other guy sexy; he’s saying he defeated him, dominated him, humiliated him. That’s what rape is about, and that should scare you.
gonna reblog this till I stop tumbling